When is 99 more than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose you had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should you choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to move a 2 ton machine with out...